Where Can I Find Great Quotes
"I learned there are troubles
Of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead
Some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat.
I'm all ready, you see.
Now my troubles are going
To have troubles with me!"
-I Had Trouble Getting to Solla Sollew
-FIrst might I suggest Seussims by Dr. Suess.
Bart's Blackboard (like chalkboard but it has some background info on some of the lines)
| To compose music, all you have to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of. | Robert Schumann |
| Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. | Oliver Herford |
| Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. | Jeff Valdez |
| China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. | Charles De Gaulle |
| If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. | Alfred North Whitehead |
| It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else. | James M. Barrie |
| I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. | Michael Aulfrey |