January 1, 2000 (Saturday)
So here I am, on the computer, which works...obviously. No big Y2K bug to strike me. Don't all those people who bought tons of wacky food (ie army food) and survival gear look stupid? Isn't it just too funny? I wanted to spend New Year's eve at Wal-Mart no one else thought this would be fun. Can't imagine why? Haven't you ever wondered what they did on New Year's? Besides wouldn't it be cool to tell your kids you spent your Y2K New Year's at Wal-Mart. Well, there's always next year, which as you know is the true beginning of the "New Millenium".
Any time you think of an idea, put it in a jar. When you get really bored, take it out of the jar and do whatever it says :)